Look What the Cat Dragged In
Look What the Cat Dragged In
Guest Author: Son of Coach Red Meat
The Burden of Proof has been poisoned!
The Scientific Method has been poisoned!
Koch's Postulates have been poisoned!
....and those damned needles, killing our our children.
The evil elites who enable these mass "poisonings" are profiting tremendously from fear and confusion.
THE GERM THEORY IS MIND POISON.
Truth, logic, reasoning, and the freedom of speech will cure this mass poisoning of humanity if we all remain persistent in our continued efforts.
The good news is that Team No Virus has gained a lot of steam over the last few months! These germ worshipers are getting more and more desperate.
This album is going explore some of that desperation, and we'll also discuss more solutions and new ways of thinking about how to awaken the masses to the terrible fraud that is the "germ theory". Our sole intention is to inspire more new comers and to embolden the leaders of Team No Virus.
It's been an enormous endeavor to produce this content in between the battles of real life. It really all just comes down to this:
"Should we sleep tonight, or should we stay up and keep writing?"
Sleep depravation's influence is mega-heavy in everything that's ever been produced by Boostershots. There's just no other way around it.
We had really hoped to get this new album out sooner than later at the speed of science, but time keeps on slippin' away. There's still a lot of work to do, so hopefully some much needed time off will finally allow us to focus a little more over the holidays comin’ up.
It's still a work in progress, yet this progress has been invigorating.
I'm releasing the first song right now, and the rest is coming soon. Here's a preview for the time being:
1. Every Rose Has It's Thorn Every Record Has 2 Sides
2. "For the Record..."
3. el gato mal…(title redacted until release date…)
4. Nothing But a Good Time
5. Stone Soup
6. Talk Dirty to Me
7. Virus Denialism for Beginners, 3rd Edition
8. Eruption
9. Fallen Angel
We're taking a good look at the methods and motivations from all the logic haters still trying to defend the fraudulent "germ theory".
We'll explore more of the reasons and evidence which support our claims that certain entities are indeed "controlled opposition".
We'll examine what really went down with Dr Michael Yeadon's late 4am arrival at the last Boostershots party.
We'll exhume an undiscovered scientific study which satisfies Koch's Postulates, proves the pathogenic contagious nature of "germs", and gives good reason to utilize social distancing as a means to STOP THE SPREAD!
Wait....what?!
So far, no one has ever cited, ever discussed, or ever connected THIS STUDY to our Team No Virus Movement....
What the actual fuck bro?!
Has Boostershots run away with a "germ believer?
Stay tuned!
Works Cited
Poison. Look What the Cat Dragged In. (1986) Enigma Records
Welcome back, Boostershots. Those of us in the "germ theory is propaganda and therefore is poison to our mind/body/spirit complex" camp have all been working overtime while juggling a bowling ball, a running chain saw, and a 6-week-old kitten. Oh, and having to eat lunch at the same time, and we find that whole fruits and cooked potatoes seem to work okay. So far, no kittens or humans have been harmed, but we need to refuel the chainsaw engines, and — sadly — more than a few bowling balls have been sliced to bits. Fortunately, Sven and Lena Solberg in Bemidji, Minnestota had enough extras for *everyone* to keep bowling, or juggling, or both. Fun times, indeed.
Logic and reasoning tells us that a band of drag queens named "Poison" ain't working for the right team... Nor are they interested in spreading Truth.
Be careful with track 3... Criticize The Bad Cat and he'll ban you from his comments section:
https://edgarlovesmary.substack.com/p/censorship-or-censorship