What Spike Protein?

No controls, multiple CYA statements, and some "suggested" "tryptic fragments"...

Guest Author: Thomas Cruz, Esq.

It's all too familiar…

Government funded scientists in 2023 be like... 

It's 2024!  

Unicorns are racist!

The Scientific Method is antisemitic!

Happy New Year!

Before the main event begins, we’ve got a surprise opening act!

Meryl Nass decided to host a little “No - Virus” party on New Years Eve…

How it started…

How it’s going…

And Going…

Gone!

Congratulations to all the “Dr Nass” party crashers!

We’re off to great start in 2024.

So there's been quite a lot of buzz BUZZKILL oozing out from this new Italian "Spike Protein Paper" which came out right before Christmas last year. 

We strongly encourage everyone to read it. (The study and supplemental data are only 6 pages of reading in total).

Establishment "Anti-vax" Germ Pushers on Substack be like...  

But for real actually...

While Dr Jessica Rose wasn't exactly clapping like a trained seal...

“Unacceptable Jessica” is essentially giving this "study" an acceptable grade.  Thankfully, there's a handful of humans still remaining alive in her zombie infested comment section.

But it IS worth commenting on GETTING INVOLVED WITH.

Bogus “germ” studies like this must always be directly confronted by the truth community...especially when these "studies" are being mindlessly promoted by the you-know-who's!  

But before we can even start "digesting" this verbosity with pre-school logic and reasoning, we're first going to have to PRETEND that some of these buzz-killing statements simply didn't exist:  

Corporate attorneys often characterize this type of language as "C.Y.A.", which stands for "Covering Your Ass".

CYA declarations are extremely useful if you want to absolve your company of any future liabilities that may arise due to reasonable actions taken based off the "information" that you've just presented. 

(The "disclaimer" found at the bottom of every Boostershots article is an excellent example of "CYA language".)

Let's highlight one last weird "CYA-ish" declaration before we move on.

Why only 70?  Why not ALL 81? 

(81 is already a ridiculously small sample size to begin with...)

Are the other 11 people dead?

Who cares!  

(Let's pretend none of this CYA bullshit exists.)

Onward!

One of our Boostershots A.I. Subsidiaries recently developed some new proprietary software called "Drag N' Drop Scientific".  

It's an offshoot of our best selling "Drag N' Drop Legal" AI software, (which essentially translates ludicrously confusing "legalese" into "simple-as-shit" language for the average joe who’s about to get tortured to death in Family Court).

Drag N' Drop Scientific is open source and free to the public! 

Great!  Now that our Boostershots AI software is permanently installed on your laptop, go ahead and give it a spin! 

Here's how it works:

Step 1. Choose your reading level.  

Step 2. Drag N' Drop.  

Voilà!  Here's your Italian Pre-K Spike Protein Study!

So far so good right? 

I mean...how could you NOT LOVE artificial intelligence?

(Note for grown-ups:  Trypsin is a very powerful digestive enzyme that breaks down proteins.  Scientists often utilize porcine trypsin harvested from slaughtered pigs' pancreases in their experiments).

A.I. works in mysterious ways...

And stop being such a fucking POUTY FACE!  

It's 2024!  We don't need no stinkin' controls!

("Control" in the 80s be like...)

The word "fragment" happens to appear 13 times in the Italian "scientific paper".

The word "fragment" happens to appear ZERO times in Igor Chudov's unscientific Substack article.  

(Dr Jessica Rose at least acknowledges these "fragment" issues...)

Right?  I mean...how can we possibly know if the things being done in this "experiment" aren't actually CAUSING the "fragments" to begin with?

Really looking forward to hearing back from Dr Jessica!

(We also noticed that the Italians forgot to include any cool "virus pics", so we took the initiative and added some of our own Italian electron-microscopy photographs to help improve the study).

Bon Appétit!

Let's play more "Make Believe with Fragments"!

These things exist...

Then a bunch of "science stuff" happens!  Now these things exist…

Which MUST also mean...these things exist... Right?

Scientific Method...simple as shit.

Just so we're crystal clear:

Scientists CAN isolate WHOLE trypsin particles.

But!

Scientists CAN'T  isolate WHOLE "virus" particles.

And!

Scientists CAN'T  isolate WHOLE "viral spike protein" particles either...

Got it? 

(Just fucking believe). 

Propagandists on Substack love to "play with Legos" too.  They'll construct a whole different model using a just limited amount of carefully selected pieces:

"COVID Vaccines Integrate Into Human DNA, Study Finds".

But how could anyone make such a ridiculous claim after "reading" the exact same study?  

Let's find out!

Igor Chudov's magical red crayon is utilized in almost every article he publishes.  Critical thinkers are totally immune to the red crayon, so we're going to have to artificially ENHANCE this shit to fully comprehend how this hypnosis might work on morons. 

We want you to have the EXACT SAME experience that Igor's loyal followers have…

See how that works?  

"A Man Really Can Turn into a Woman, Study Finds!"

"COVID Vaccines Integrate Into Human DNA, Study Finds!"

Now let's put the other words back in that Igor did not want you to notice. 

(We've also added some of our own magical green crayon to highlight the stuff that Igor Club Satan really doesn't want you to notice!)

Psyop vs Psyop! 

Igor does the exact same trick again in the supplemental data section, so we're gonna have to do one last round of "Red vs Green" before our conclusion begins.

To be fair, we did try to get Igor’s side of the story…

Alright.  

Let's quickly summarize everything at a 5th Grade "ADHD" reading level…

Speaking of ADHD, one more classic unicorn meme…

This actually makes way more sense than the “origins” of monkeypox.

Where were we?

MATERIALS AND METHODS:

81 "Long Covid" blood samples.  (WTF is "Long Covid" anyway?)

Zero "Non-Long Covid" CONTROL samples.  ZERO!!! ZERO!!! ZERO!!!

11 test subjects DON’T have any clinical data...for some reason…fuck it!  

Trypsin!   Mass Spectrometry!   PCR!

(And some other dumb shit that Dr Tom Cowan can explain better!)

RESULTS:

1 person had "signal of suggested viral spike protein fragments". 

2 people had "low signal of suggested vaccinal spike protein 

fragments."    NO actual WHOLE "spike proteins" were ever isolated. 

No "Sars-CoV-2 viruses" were ever isolated....as usual.  

CONCLUSION:

The Italians need want more money to do more "research"...

Did we miss something?  

Don’t all of these 81 people have “long-COVID”? These people should have a SHIT TON of entire “viruses”, and by default, they should have an even bigger SHIT TON of “spike proteins”…… right? Why do only 2 of them have “low signal” for a little “tryptic fragment” of the mysterious spike protein? How many “spike proteins” is there on the average virus anyway?

WOULD YOU DETECT “SIGNAL” OF THE SAME “TRYPTIC FRAGMENTS” IF YOU DID ALL THIS DUMB SHIT TO NORMAL PEOPLE’S BLOOD!?

We reached out to a highly trained expert to find out where we might be going wrong...

Wait a minute...

...Wait a MINUTE!

Why didn’t we think of this before!

Fuck it!  We're reaching out! 

On second thought, Dr Dhuli's NEVER going to respond that...

(we didn’t send it).

Even if we did send it, Dr Kristjana would most likely get spooked by our protonmail email address...

We’ve really got no chance in hell…

So we're gonna do the PSYOP version instead!!!

(We’re STILL not going to get a response, but maybe we can give this “scientist” some bad dreams at least! )

(Hopefully Dr Dhuli's already been drinking a little bit by the time she gets this! Otherwise we’ve got no chance…)

Shout out to our Boostershots Legal Division who drafted this thing last minute on a Holiday weekend!

Sent..........................too late to "unsend" now!!!

In the 0.00000001% chance that she responds, then we’ll reply something like,

“Great! Just so you know, 1/2 of those test subjects are going to have to be Non-Long-Covid People, so that we can have a “Control Group”. Please let me know if you’re OK with this, and then I’ll have Steve Kirsch’s legal team wire 6 million USD into the MAGI Lab’s bank account.”

We'll keep you posted if we hear back from Dr Kristjana in the next 48 hours! 

(Lovely name BTW).

At least we tried. Maybe we should have offered 33 million instead of 6? Whatever.

Check out our “CYA” reply, (so we can completely absolve ourself of any liabilities!)

And so we've arrived at the end of our little "spike protein" adventure.

Unicorn analogies can magically illustrate every possible scenario in "Germ Theory Wonderland".  

Therefore, the Germ Believers will be mercilessly ridiculed with UNICORNS as long as they still...exist...

There's no escape! 

Scientists confusing "germs" with other INORGANIC stuff:

Scientists confusing "germs" with other ORGANIC stuff:

Scientists MAKING SHIT UP with computers ("in silico"):

Alright...

We've totally exhausted our unicorn quota for the year.

No more unicorns until 2025!