We’ve gotta keep milking this thing while the cow’s still alive...
We don’t plan on “rocking the boat” this time...
We are going to capsize the boat instead...
We risk losing ½ the reader base…
We can’t help it...
Fun Fact: There’s only a handful of rare instances in American cinema where “the sequel” is actually better than “the original”...
Sometimes the sequel is on par with the original, but this is still very rare...
Sometimes a “sequel” is so awful that it not only ruins the entire franchise, it also ruins a bunch of other cool epic movies for future generations...
Those sequels are cinematic anomalies, they’re the exception rather than the norm:
The title of this “sequel” was originally going to be called, “Return of the Spike Protein”, but we quickly realized that we were setting ourselves up for failure by raising the bar too high…
There’s no way we can top the original, so we’re going with the tried-and-true Hollywood “milking it” formula that’s been used numerous times to produce many semi-successful action movie sequels.
The formula is simple: Attempt to do the same thing you did last time, but crank that shit up to 11!
The original Robocop from 1987 is an iconic and underrated movie for a lot of mind-bending reasons. Your parents should have NEVER let you watch this as a very young child. Tragically, a lot of overworked moms and dads in the eighties didn’t know any better, so this movie ended up being an early rite of passage for the youngest men of “Generation X” Generation X-Wife.
Three years later, Robocop 2 takes “over the top” to the next level. This sequel amps up the violence, the gratuitousness, and the campiness way past “11”. It marks the end of an era. After all, 1990 would be the real final year of the voluptuous 1980s…
Nirvana was only a year away, but nobody realized it yet….
Yeah…..we’re going to use “Robocop 2” to take down a couple of CONTROLLED OPPOSITION AGENTS GATEKEEPERS!
(Emergency Update: 01/19/24: Due to an unforeseen recent event, we’ve been forced to make a last minute change to our film’s original working title. Thank you for your cooperation in advance.)
Before we get into the main action, we need to be deadly honest with you about something else that we’ve been doing wrong for quite a while now...
But first! We interrupt this Made-for-TV MTV movie to bring you an important message from one of our newest No-Virus Sponsors!
Fuck!
Boostershots is definitely a “confrontational type”…
Whatever...we’re still gonna trust love and support this brand new Substack anyway!
Why?
Our AI division has identified this author as a real human...who’s just been recently inspired to start writing about hidden truth on Substack...and she also happens to have a pretty rock-solid understanding of our no-virus reality! That’s fucking awesome x3. (She also writes really well too..x4). We’re very glad she’s here.
Challenge accepted!
What?
We’re going to change Dottoressa’s mind about these no-virus “confrontational types”.
Maybe we’re jumping the gun a little, but we really can’t help ourselves!
We have to at least try…
(Note to viewers: Dottoressa’s one of the good guys! This is still technically just a “commercial”. But please remember that you’re reading Boostershots, not Peggy Hall.)
We let our assistant editor take the wheel for a while while we have a quick smoke break during this brief commercial...we’ll see you soon in the next decade!
(BTW, this guy’s a real asshole...he refuses to do anything unless we give him an entire bottle of not-that-cheap whisky).
We must NEVER FORGET that “germ theory” is the sole reason why brainwashed adult humans shoved sharp sticks and needles into autistic young children while they were screaming in agonizing terror!
Ritualistic slave masks were FORCED on toddlers and even babies!
Our own “government” used giant DUMP TRUCKS to pour sand into public skate parks!
(They killed a bunch of kids too btw.)
Fuck these people.
There was only a brief window of time when “doctors” could realistically “play dumb” about the dangers of these fake “Covid vaccines” and that window of time has officially closed.
Mainstream public opinion has been successfully swayed,
(thanks to all of you loud-mouth frens out there!)
No Amnesty! No Mercy! No whisky!
“Germ theory” is on the chopping block!
The people ARE ready for this, they just don’t realize it yet!
FLASHBACK: “Nirvana was only a year away, but nobody realized it yet….”
“Virus”……………… “Spike Protein”…………………………………………………………………………………………………
Please review the documented evidence in order to make your own informed judgment...
FUck...Did we take over The Zombie Apocalypse Blog or did the Zombie Apocalypse take over Boostershots?
Let’s get back to our action movie sequel….where were we again?
Oh yeah, there’s some shit that we’ve been doing wrong…
We've come to firmly realize that the term "gatekeeper" should have probably been used in place of the term "controlled opposition" for much of our published Boostershots material so far.
“Gatekeeping” is a specific action that can be objectively examined with an impartial mind. It’s defined by the “who”, “what,” when”, “where”, and “how” questions.
The bouncer at the swanky 80s nightclub allows some old fat guys inside, but not all of them. Therefore, this bouncer is a “gatekeeper”. This is an unbiased observable fact.
Who: The Bouncer
What: Some fat guys are getting denied entry by the bouncer.
When: A busy Saturday night in 1987.
Where: L.A.
How: By verbal command or physical force if absolutely necessary.
While anyone can easily observe these conditions listed above, no one can unequivocally prove WHY the bouncer is acting this way. Although we need some additional evidence, it’s still not unreasonable to speculate why the bouncer is acting like this.
Did the club’s owner instruct the bouncer to do this, or is the bouncer just “going rogue”?
Did the bouncer block some of the guys because they were really too old and fat, or is it because these guys weren’t dressed cool enough? Maybe they weren’t fat enough?
The term “Controlled Opposition” involves the “WHY” element.
“Gatekeeper” is the better word to use, and we must admit we’ve been guilty of a lot of speculation in this Boostershots blog...but so what? This is the internet right?
Glad we cleared that shit up. And we also forgot about our movie again! We’re already more than half way through and we’ve been totally missing the plot-line! (That’s usually how most sequels work anyway).
Time for some action!
Let’s take out our first all-too-familiar “bad guy”! It’s an easy one, as usual.
He’s pulling the same old shit again...
(Why would anyone use that picture...kill me...)
This mouse torture study unscientifically attempts to justify the existence of non-existent Covaids “viruses” while pretending to “study” diabetes.
The authors of the study completely discredited themselves from the get-go this time...
Now we’ll use our “Drag n’ Drop Scientific” AI software to quickly summarize everything at a 4th grade reading level:
1. Some “scientists” make a bunch of unsupported claims about “Covid” and diabetes.
2. They use footnotes linking to other peoples' unscientific studies as “evidence”.
3. Then they finally do some basic torture experiments with mice and humans, which proves absolutely nothing because they didn’t use any control subjects.
(Disclaimer: They didn’t really “torture” any of the humans...but they definitely tortured the shit out of these poor mice...I mean, imagine having a giant sharp metal straw pierced....nevermind...just read it for yourself if you really must...)
The main point we’re trying to make is:
EVERY HUMAN AND EVERY MOUSE THAT WAS “TESTED” TORTURED WAS ALSO INJECTED WITH COVAIDS UNICORN JUICE FIRST.
This scam is getting old...
And here we are again…
How could we possibly know if the things being done in this experiment itself were not causing whatever outcomes these scientists observed during their “testing” torture process?
Please review the study for yourself to make your own informed judgment.
We reached out the authors.
(We have journalistic integrity. We’re sticking to the same formula.)
(They won’t respond, but they’ll definitely have some bad dreams!)
We reached out to Igor one last time too…(I’m starting to think he’s a robot, which means he’s incapable of having any dreams to begin with)
Here’s Igor’s “final response” to Boostershots...and to the rest of the world...
That is Igor Chudov’s Legacy…
Next Bad Guy!
This is my favorite controlled opposition agent gatekeeper. She really wants to know our identity for some reason. We honestly hadn’t heard from her in over a year, but then she just shows up out of nowhere a few weeks ago! We don’t care who she is, because her arguments and ideas are all that matter to us. Unfortunately, she decided to use her real name and picture anyway, and that totally ruined our fantasy version of her...
Back to reality...
Stephanie recently erected a paywall for her most important Substack article of all time...
We tried to get her to change her mind…
Too bad no one’s ever gonna see those black fingernails again!
I wonder if Stephanie likes “glow-in-the-dark” nail polish too?
Still don’t believe any of this?
Good!
RESPECT.
Don’t trust me!
Don’t trust ANYTHING!
Where’s the BEEF!
Glorious... This is Stephanie Brail’s legacy.
(We also screenshotted the best comment too!)
And now it’s time for our final “focused take down of the bad guys”!
But first! We interrupt this MTV movie again with a 2nd message from our trusted no-virus sponsor! (TRUST NO ONE! It’s for your health and safety!)
Kill me! I hate commercials! I LOVE BIG BITCHY SPATS!
Wait a minute...did she actually say “Who knows who to trust these days???”
Ok fine. This girl is still based.
But which “Big Bitchy Spats” are we talking about?
Was it Dr Nass’s New Year’s Eve Party?
Perhaps it was dpl’s comment section from his recent Substack article which rightfully examines some very uncomfortable truths about Kary Mullis?
We’ve heard similar claims like this before, but we still haven’t been shown any good examples which demonstrate any actual bullying or bad behavior from other members of Team No-Virus. (We’re barking at everybody, not just Dottoressa).
Where is this bad behavior supposedly happening? I’m not seeing any evidence on Substack. Is there some shit going down on Telegram that we’re unaware of? Where’s the Twitter screenshots? Are we missing something? Is Boostershots supposedly “guilty” of this too?
Where’s “The Top 10 Shittiest Moments of Team No-Virus” article posted at?
(I really hope someone writes this soon so we have something new to make fun of!)
Seriously...where’s the beef?
Did Christine Massey call someone a bitch on Twitter?
Did Mike Stone call a journalist a “fat lesbian”?
Neither of these things happened. This did:
Our world is OVER once we lose the freedom of speech. For those of us who still have it, exercise it!
All of you are fat lesbians!
If big bitchy spats were really driving new people away from discovering our no-virus reality, then why wouldn’t Club Satan be FLOODING the internet with “Big Bitchy Spats” all the time?
In reality, they avoid all debate as much as possible.
Ironically, their coordinated attempts to “shut people up” usually just end up igniting even more debate!
These observations lead us to believe that these important debates Big Bitchy Spats are truly effective at waking up a lot of newcomers, and I think the medical elites are scared shitless about this. I can sense it. A lot of us can. They’re trying to control it and they’re having a really hard time. Unhinged bozos like Chris Sky are getting trotted out all of a sudden for a reason. The no-virus truth is too powerful for them to handle. The medical establishment is desperately trying to keep a lid on this. And they’re gonna keep turning up the heat, because they have to.
And we’re back!
THE FINAL “FOCUSED TAKEDOWN”
Dr Jessica Rose put herself into a zugzwang last Christmas. We instantly recognized this grave mistake as soon as our cyber-psyop division stumbled upon her most important Substack article of all time:
“Integration of codon-optimized modified SARS-CoV-2 spike mRNA into human DNA”.
Before we get to the zugzwang part, let’s quickly review where we left off...
Dr Rose examined an Italian “scientific study” which fraudulently claimed the existence of non-existent “SARS-CoV-2 viral spike proteins”. The study had no controls, a ton of CYA statements, and they supposedly found some suggested “tryptic fragments”…but not any actual “viral spike proteins”.
(For anyone who needs a full refresher, please read the original “What Spike Protein”.)
Boostershots was directly responsible for expoing this farce of a scientific study which had all of the germ theory gatekeepers clapping like trained seals.
Whether or not Boostershots was “responsible” for anything, after we published “What Spike Protein”, all of the overzealous seal-clapping stopped instantaneously. Now it’s as if this study doesn’t even exist anymore!
We’ll take that as a win for Team No-Virus Truth.
But we’re still not done yet. This is Robocop 2 What Spike Protein 2 after all!
We fully intend to finish what we started.
This is the part where Dr Rose got started to get herself into trouble.
Here’s a 2nd nail in the coffin…
Remember, all of our original comments were totally ignored…
Dr Jessica ignored all of our comments, but not M.A.A….
That’s a 3rd Nail! Not our fault this time! (Actually, this was a surprise special-edition “MAA Missile Attack”.) And with all due respect, Dr Rose can’t “perhaps” her way out of this…
The real truth community won’t stand for it.
This ain’t no game.
Dr Rose has made some very bold statements in writing, but now it appears as if she’s trying to sweep this entire matter under the rug. Why? Is she trying to protect the “germ theory” or something?
We fully expect to hear back from these Italian “Scientists”.
There’s only 2 options available for Dr Rose, and both of them lead to an inevitable checkmate.
We’ll either get some answers from the Italians, or we unequivocally prove that Dr Rose reneged on her own words...
ZERO scientific integrity!
ZERO journalistic integrity!
ZERO relevance!
This is Dr Rose’s Legacy.
You never want to put yourself in a zugzwang during the game of chess. You’ll wish you could just sit there forever and do nothing, but you can’t...the clock’s ticking, and YOU HAVE TO MOVE!
(Or forfeit, which is what we anticipate).
Nothing personal. The fraud of “germ theory” is serious business. A lot of kids are getting hurt or killed, and this shit really needs to stop. We’re doing this because we have to.
We politely reached out to Dr Rose a week after we published “What Spike Protein”, but we still never received any response...as expected sadly…(4th Nail)…
So here we are….
We’ve got no other choice. We’ve been compelled to use the 5th nail…
We waited patiently for our next opportunity to contact Dr Rose, and it miraculously just fell into our lap 6 hours ago!
I mean...what were the chances that Dr Rose would actually write an article that’s called:
“Focused take-down of the bad guys”
Did we already mind-control Dr Jessica Rose without even realizing it yet?
Who cares! Getting the truth out is all that matters!
We’re doing whatever it takes to get this job done...
We’ll let you know if anything happens…
Alright…
There’s no way we could unequivocally prove that Jessica Rose or anyone else is actually a “controlled opposition agent”. We can only speculate.
We’ve presented the evidence for you to make your own informed judgement.
Maybe we missed something. Maybe we misunderstood something.
Maybe we’ve got it all wrong!
Maybe Dr Rose will smack the shit out us with facts, logic, and reason…
That’s actually the best outcome we could ever hope for, because exposing the truth is what matters most.
In our view, being confrontational or even provocative can reveal a lot of hidden truth, especially when we put the pressure on the gatekeepers who are protecting “germ theory”.
However, being logical, calm and cool, and “non-confrontational” can ALSO be incredibly effective...just like Dottoressa’s based comments and posts that we keep running across again and again...
Keeps casting those spells girl. You got me.
Looking forward to more great content.
Have a boostershot! It’s for your health and safety.
Are there any girls still here?
If you are a real girl, and you actually made it this far…
then you must be a big fat lesbian!
I think we need both “types” of No-Virus Warriors in order to win this epic war…
We can support each other and work together in harmony. I really can’t remember what movie this is from…but this quote is stuck in my head and I can’t get it out...
“There’s a time for fighting and there’s a time for singing…Now you teach us to sing.”
We are winning right now.
We have the momentum.
Censorship is the only thing left that can stop us.
I'm sorry. I'm calling bullshit. I don't see anybody saying shit about covid. Can you name anyone with a legitimate reach doing anything about covid? From my perspective, covid has been officially swept under the rug, and this has all been brought to you by Pfizer.
Well hey there. I am a woman, I align with the "germ theory/unicorn/propaganda" base, and I'm also a voice instructor. Huh. I also play and teach flute, guitar, piano, bass, ukulele, and drums.