LIES

All Lies are Equal, But Some Lies Are More Equal Than Others.

Fun Facts: There is no such thing as "contagious disease", bacteria don't "attack" you, and "viruses" don't exist.

(Still brand new to all of this?  Please start here if you'd like to learn the basics).

This article is dedicated to Ratio Bradbornius for inspiring me to crawl out of my crib and write something new.

Warning:  Disturbing AF content.  This one's gonna be a little more dark and vulgar than the norm, but tis the season solstice!  There's light up ahead if you can make it through to the end.  

Guest Author: TwerkinOnMyNightSeethe

At some point during our normie lives, each of us unexpectedly discovered our first big lie.  

Maybe it was the moon landings...

Maybe it was 9/11...

Maybe you were "normal" up until just a few months ago, but then you saw this in "the news"...

Why 40?  Why not 33?  

Whatever.

Each of us experiences our own unique breakthrough moment.  We will never be able to "unsee" what we've seen after this.  It's an irreversible process.  

In the beginning stages of this mind metamorphosis, we're often naively overconfident.

"Well well well!  I'm definitely going to get down to the bottom of this lie!"  

6 weeks later...

"Wait a minute...this isn't the only lie!  There are other lies that are connected to this lie!"

33 weeks later...

"Is there anything in this world that's actually not a fucking lie?"

And here we are. 

So what makes the fraud of germ theory "more equal" than all of the other big lies?

How can one hidden truth be MORE POWERFUL than any other hidden truth?  

It boils down to 2 very simple questions:

1. How can we benefit? 

2. What can we do about it?  

In 2021, the mainstream media Club Satan cooked up this rainbow-pizza-slice-themed "CONSPIRACY CHART" for all of their fluorinated chattel to consume. It's their in-depth guild about super dangerous "conspiracy theories" lurking out there.  

Cowabunga! That's a shit ton of toppings!  (In the 1980s, we called this type of pizza "The Works").  Every topping gets included:  whole truths, 1/2 truths, fake truths and soy boys.

The "whole truth toppings" closest to the crust scare the living hell out of these snake people.  (Partial truths not so much, but some...)  Fake truths and soy boys drown out all the flavor, just as their top chef had planned all along...(for the normies that is!)

However, even a "baby truther" can easily understand what Club Satan is really terrified of:  The "toppings" purposely left off this pizza altogether...

Notice anything missing? 

(Probably not, because you need a fucking microscope to read this.)

I'll go ahead and just tell you. There ain't no dough "germ theory" on this conspiracy pizza!  

So how does pizza exist without any dough?  

We updated this 2021 Conspiracy Chart to reflect the current end-of-2023 conditions: 

Now that we fixed that, let's go ahead and assume that every single "conspiracy topping" on this giant slice of globohomo supreme pie is also 100% true.

Wut?

(We're ONLY doing this to present our argument neutrally and objectively.   In reality, Boostershots "believes" in some of these "toppings", but not all of these "toppings"...just like you do too, friend fren. 

Since we're all in such a pizzarrific mood already, let's cut the crap and go straight through "THE ANTISEMITIC POINT OF NO RETURN"...Starting with "Pizzagate" of course.  

Ever run across any of those weird pictures or comments from James Alefantis's public Instagram account in 2016?  Did they give you any cause for concern?

Well...If you answered yes and yes, then obviously you hate Jewish people.  

Kill yourself!

(Advisory Notice:  Please remember to kill yourself in the "kill room" in order to avoid a huge mess.  A man who goes by the name of "werkinonmahnightcheese" will "just rinse it off after you're done." Thanks for your cooperation.)

Kill me...

Alright alright, so you'd be absolutely correct to say something like, 

"Are you sick?! How can the fraud of germ theory be more important than child murder!!  Dearest Boostershots, go fuck yourself!  Is this clear? Are you enjoying this tremendously? I am."

WOw........Thanks Sasha. 

What???

(I'll explain later on in this article). 

Look, we're not arguing that the fraud of "germ theory" is a more important hidden truth than "pizzagate".  However...

The fraud of "germ theory" is a MORE POWERFUL hidden truth than "pizzagate", (or any other hidden truth for that matter).

Remember, we're approaching this from a very specific angle:

1. How can we benefit by knowing this hidden truth? 

2. What can we actually do about it? 

If Pizzagate is real, now what?

Maybe you'll avoid eating at Comet Pizza in D.C.?  

Maybe you'll avoid eating at Goat Hill Pizza in San Fran?

Perhaps you'll ask the flight attendant for a seat-change once you realize that your kid is sitting next to John Podesta?

Unfortunately, it's going to be very difficult for you to realistically apply any of this hidden knowledge in any meaningful way which benefits you directly.

Question #2: What can we possibly DO about this terrible hidden truth?  

We certainly can't "vote" this problem away at the "ballot box"!  (The politicians are either directly involved, or too lame to do anything about it).

We can't "vote" this problem away with our wallets.  (Normal people can't really "boycott" trafficked kids, because most normal people don't buy trafficked kids to begin with).

But Trump Q will save the children...right?  Trust the plan?  Worst Best slogan ever! 

Pizzagate is one of those "conspiracy theories" which MUST have a critical mass-awakening in order to have any real significant change. The FBI would probably need to be completely gutted, and the pizzagate monsters would also need to be completely gutted given a fair trial before being sentenced to life in prison.  

Despite massive censorship campaigns, this information keeps getting out to normies.  There's only so many millions of times that the internet can expose Podesta's emails and James Alefantis's Instagram before a mass awakening is all but inevitable.  Same goes for this infamous Epstein client list they keep hiding from the public.  This irrefutable evidence keeps on destroying any false narratives that the pedo-rapist-defenders are still trying to push.  Pizzagate never goes away.  Censorship is all they got left.  God bless all who are exposing this evil.

("Pizzagate: A Primer" is a very well researched 1-hour documentary for anyone who wants to learn the basics.)

Attention FBI Agents! 

Boostershots does not condone "killing yourself" or "killing" anyone for that matter!  It's hyperbole.  Furthermore, Boostershots is eternally grateful that America's brave FBI superheroes were able to apprehend that white supremacist vigilante guy who stormed into Commet Pizza with an AR15 and shot the computer hardrive.  Great work agents!  Keep it up!  Don't kill yourselves!  Send that Nazi back to the moon where he belongs!

What?

Next topping!  Same zone! (Remember, we're only assuming that all of these conspiracy "toppings" are "100% true" for the sake of our mental exercise.) Speak of the devil...

"Nazi's on the Moon"

It's true.  (This also means you hate Jewish people.)  Whatever.  So how can humanity possibly benefit from this hidden moon-nazi knowledge, and what can humanity possibly do about this problem?

I have to admit, we needed to do some extra research on this one.  (Disclaimer: Club Boostershots does not confirm or deny that we believe there are "Nazis on the moon"). 

Our historical research division confirmed that "Nazi's on the Moon" is a very real but misunderstood "truth movement".  It must be noted that these people are indeed antisemitic as fuck.  These racist psychopaths want to bring all of the "moon Nazis" back down to Earth so they can wage war against the Jewish people who actually live on Earth.  

(Their backup plan is to somehow trick all of the Jewish people into going to the moon on their own, and then the Nazis will launch a surprise attack once they get there.)  

 

Unfortunately, both of these "solutions" would be "astronomically" expensive, (and Elon Musk would most certainly have to step into the foray since he's the CEO of outer space right now).  It's a hopeless endeavor.  It looks like these Nazi's are going to be stuck on the moon for quite some time!  Oh well.

Next topping, same zone...

"Flat Earth"

For whatever reason, some very racist people have been using digital cameras to zoom into things that they should not be able to zoom into.  They also complain endlessly about NASA and SpaceX's lack of digital cameras on their spaceships...(more racism towards marginalized groups who can't afford expensive things). 

These flat-earth antisemites have been flooding the internet with their racist "zoom films" for years, and now a lot of other regular old fashion racists are starting to question the shape of the Earth for the first time ever.  (The authorities are having a really hard time getting all of these zoom videos scrubbed off the net.)  The Earth is as flat as a pancake!  

Now what? How can anyone directly benefit by having this hidden knowledge?  What can we do to "fix" the "Flat Earth"?  Is the flatness even hurting anyone?  Is the flatness infringing on anyone's inalienable rights?  If it's really flat, then why can't we just let it be flat and enjoy an Irish coffee and pancakes during the sunrise? (Because that's fucking racist, that's why). 

"Hollow Earth" 

Have you ever put your pants on inside-out by accident, but then you decided to just go along with it because you realized you felt better than ever?  I'm assuming you haven't, and that's because you probably don't have a meth problem.  Inside-Out-Earth is real. The Hollow Earth is 100% real.  (Note: "Flat Earth" is a mini psy-op used to discredit the Hollow Earth Truth.)

So...How can we benefit and what can we do?  I suppose you could do more meth create more awareness about "Hollow Earth", but other than that, this conspiracy is not very empowering to humanity.

"Jewish Space Lasers"

You can't "vote out" the lasers,  you can't defund the lasers, you can't ignore the lasers.  If you try to build your own "Christian Space Laser"...good luck with that.  "Jewish Space Laser Acceptance" is the only remaining solution.  The knowledge of this hidden truth does not empower humanity whatsoever.  Creating more awareness is just a waste of time.  Find a different "conspiracy" to harp on about.  Try make a difference where you can!  Because you can't avoid these fucking lasers until the apocalypse is finished.

On a more serious note, while there were a ton of crazy people talking about this "Jewish Laser Conspiracy" when this chart was first published way back in 2021, thankfully, that psyop fizzled away even faster than "monkeypox". There has been absolutely zero evidence of any "lasers" whatsoever since this bullshit prophecy was spouted by the snake people more than two years ago.  You can all relax now.

Back to some more lies!  Next topping, different zone. 

"Chemtrails"

The government uses planes to spray us with toxic shit all the time.  But hey!  According to Club Satan's Pizza Chart, at least you're not an “antisemite” for believing this hidden truth!  Other than moving to a new location which does not have any known chemtrails, there's no other direct benefit to possessing this hidden knowledge.  Uprooting your whole life is a huge drag, if that's even possible.  So, what can we do?  We can't vote the chemtrails away.  We can't stop the taxpayer theft that pays for the planes and the toxic shit...  To cause any meaningful change, we'd really have to take drastic measures which would most likely be highly illegal.  

"Sandy Hook Fake"  

The lack of blood, the lack of tears, and the lack of any security camera footage sums up some of the cornerstone reasons why many "antisemites" believe Sandy Hook is a hoax.  However, it's absolutely crucial to understand that these things NEVER EVER EVER happen with any other school shootings...just Sandy Hook.  It's kinda like Covid.  Sure, Covid is fake, but all of the other viruses are real.  I digress.

"Cultural Marxism"  

Mega-rich elites are trying to push their "woke" agenda onto inside everybody else.  

Terrific.  How can we benefit?  What can we do?  Well, you can choose to not purchase "woke" products or support "woke" companies.  You can buy cheap Russian vodka instead of cheap Bud Light.  Is the public school system turning your kid into a communist soyboy?  Well, you can pull your kid out of public school...for now.   Understanding this "conspiracy theory" might even prevent you from chopping off your own dick, (or allowing some "doctor" to chop off your kid's dick, God forbid).  In fact, there's a lot of things that conspiracy theorists humanity can do to cause real change concerning this very powerful hidden truth. 

Club Satan is scared shitless from Club Kek's relentless memes that are effectively waking up their fluorinated chattel to the reality of "Cultural Marxism". 

The snake people can't get in front of this one anymore.  No wonder this hidden truth is located in the upper crust of their Pizza Chart, (which of course means that you don't just "deny reality", you're also back to hating Jewish people again).  

Alright...One last "conspiracy" before I start harping on about germ theory...

"Shampoo Gate"

So there's this crazy redhead on the internet claiming that she doesn't use any shampoo, yet her hair still looks fucking amazing week after week after week.  This bitch is obviously lying.  On top of that, she's garnered a massive amount of brainwashed followers, and now they're all marginalizing these innocent shampoo companies.  Antishampooism is real.  So, how can we benefit and what can we do?  Easy!  Start using shampoo again...like a lot of it, that way you can "offset" the cult followers' antishampooic attacks.  Problem solved!

The Most Powerful Hidden Truth

Germ Theory is a total fraud.  We know this already.  So how can we benefit and what can we do about it?

Even on an individual level, you will start benefiting from the power of this hidden truth immediately.  While a mass awakening would be totally epic, you can still directly benefit even if the rest of the sheep haven't awakened yet.  Hardly any other "conspiracy theories" have this unique facet to them, as most require a mass awakening to cause any significant change.  

Now let's examine some super powers that you never knew you always had:

You lose all fear of "catching a disease" from other sick people, no matter how sick they might be.   This is true for every single "disease".  

You can hug your sick mom, you can hug your sick wife, you can hug your sick ex-wife.  

You don't have to do any more stupid tests rituals for imaginary viruses that don't even exist.

If you happen to get mauled by a rabid malnourished vitamin-deficit parasite-ridden super-agitated pit bull, and your clueless doctor tries to push the "rabies" shot on you, then you can tell him to go fuck a goat.  (Unfortunately, your doctor won't "catch" any "STDs" from that goat no matter how nasty or "disease-ridden" the goat may appear). 

Do you suspect your woman might have an "STD"?  You're wrong.  She's just toxic AF and her body is going through a natural cleansing process.  Both of you should probably slow down on the drugs, shitty food, sleepless nights and Marlboro Lights.  The only "STD" you can get from "unprotected sex" is pregnancy. (In reality, STD means "Sexually Transmitted Decision".  So please, decide wisely before you create new life.  

Still grossed out?  Go to hell.  Were you lucky enough to kiss a girl in your teenage years?  Did she have any acne?  Did her pimples bother you?  Were you afraid that you would "catch" her zits since she's rubbing that nasty shit all over your pretty soyboy face?  Acne isn't pretty, but it's certainly not "contagious".  Teen love is so elusive.  Just kiss her already before it's too late!  

There's many more benefits I left out, but we've been beating the living shit out of this dead horse and we gotta wrap it up!

What can we do about "Germ Theory"?

We can effectively boycott the vast majority of all "doctors" and "medications."  Vax peddling pediatricians are Club Satan's most useful idiots.   There's a special place in hell for "Pediatric Neurologists".  Just say no to these people.  Don't let them inject chemicals into your kids.  We can decimate their businesses once this ball really gets rolling.  

"Annual check-ups" are total rip-offs.   They could also lead to a fake "diagnosis" that might ruin your life.  You can stop these check-ups and start getting healthy with a better diet, better sleep, less stress, and more exercise.  Unless you've been seriously injured or poisoned, there's no reason to seek "professional help" from a "doctor".  While most health care is a fraud, a stomach pump just might save your life if you went a little too hard on the drugs and alcohol.  

It's the same deal with the dentist.  Fun fact:  26 years ago I got in an argument with my dentist over my refusal to do fluoride and and x-rays.  (I wasn't a "conspiracy theorist" at the time, but I was broke, and I've always hated the process).  Dr Giggles also wanted to cut out my wisdom teeth.  He kept implying that I might get snaggletooth meth-mouth if I didn't do it.  So I never went back after that day.  26 years later, still never had one cavity, and my wisdom teeth are fucking awesome.  (But I guess you're just going to have to trust me one this until I get doxxed....

One of our slogans at Club Boostershots is "Don't trust the plan!  Don't trust anything!"  ...which unfortunately means that this little personal story is completely meaningless for the time being, cause I don't want to get doxxed yet.  Let the haters believe I have meth-mouth.  I'm fine with that.

Veterinarians make a lot of money by injecting your beloved animals with toxic shit.  Pet owners have even more power to fight this nonsense because there's so much less regulatory bullshit to deal with. 

Ghost your vet cloud of kush!  

Traditional Antivaxxers are our frens.  Every time an anti-vaxxer OR a virus denier convinces a normie to not inject their tots with one of the 72 Satanic juices, we all win.  If a doctor can't get enough vax juice into their little patients, then they stand to lose a shit ton of money from the medical establishment.  These "rabid" doctors will absolutely start pushing shots on your kids real hard once they get too far behind on that quota.  (You're better off just not even showing up).  Put em' outta business!

While the "Controlled-Op Antivaxxers" may not technically be our "frens", they can be easily manipulated mind controlled and exploited to our great advantage.   

We do this by simultaneously embracing their good ideas while ruthlessly destroying their false narratives with facts, logic, and reason, all at the same time...for everyone to see on the net.

By absorbing their truths and rejecting their lies, we essentially force these controlled ops to be our "frens" whether they like it or not.  Same Team Bro!   

We're ALSO going to keep relentlessly making fun of these bozos!  Controlled ops seethe in very distinct ways.  (It's a huge tell).  Like sunshine on a vampire.  The bigger the seethe, the more unstable the controlled-op.  All the more reason to keep ridiculing their illogical reasoning.  It reveals them.  

A mass awakening is the ultimate goal, and once that happens, the entire medical establishment falls.  This is why we created Boostershots 17 month ago.

Now What?

Reaching Out, an Ongoing Experiment.

There's good reason to focus more of our energy on "germ theory" than other "less powerful" hidden truths.  Humanity can fight this monster effectively on many different levels, in ways that aren't possible with other big lies.  Hopefully this logical argument plants the seeds of curiosity in other authors and commenters within the truth community.  

We're trying a little fuck-around-find-out experiment.  We reached out to a few different small/medium sized "truther" blogs on Substack which might be receptive about the no-virus reality, but they still haven't mentioned anything about it on their own yet.   (Team No-Virus has already done an amazing job of engagement with the bigger "Establishment Controlled Ops"...or whatever the hell these entities are).  

Why not create that spark of curiosity for lesser known authors or their followers?  Can we reach them, or are they just miniature versions of “Chris Skyop” waiting for their turn to step onto the world stage when directed.  

(Speaking of "reaching Out...That Chris Sky fiasco was EPIC!  1000s upon 1000s of new people witnessed that.  Mike Stone just elevated himself to a 33rd Degree No-Virus Grand Wizard.  Chris Sky got his stocking STUFFED!  Fucking glorious.)  

As per norm at Club Boostershots, we got really sidetracked and only managed to reach out to 2 out of the 33 blogs that we had originally intended for our experiment, but hey it's a start.  

Elizabeth Nickson writes a Substack called Welcome to Absurdistan, (which has 8000 subs).  We absurdly could not find any mentions of the no-virus issue in any of her articles during our limited research.  On December 2nd, Elizabeth published “Closing in on the Covid Conspirators”, and we managed to submit our Boostershots comment within the first 3 hours or so.  We were somewhat optimistic that Ms Nickson would offer a response...but alas, that didn't happen.  Buzzkill.  

But then out of nowhere Sasha Latypancake shows up to this party and things get way more fun!  

Seethe girl.......Seethe......

For our 2nd experimental test subject, we targeted a relatively new and small blog which is quickly picking up steam: Startle Magazine, written by Ratio Bradbornius .  (Currently 600 subs).  

I honestly love this blog, and I binge-read the whole thing when I discovered it last week.  This guy's inspiration and positivity shines bright though his own original word sorcery, and he's also 33rd degree meme lord curator.  

Startle Mag covers a lot of different topics and hidden truths, but I've never noticed any significant references to "germ theory" so far, this was the closest thing I could find:  

Can we reach him?  

We just submitted a comment to his blog at the exact same time we that published this Boostershots article you're reading right now.  

So it's a little experiment happening in real time.  

Will we get a response?  

Will we get ignored?  

If we do get ignored, will Sasha Latypancake swoop in again and "seethe the day?"  

Irish coffee and pancakes sounds great right about now!

Congratulations to everyone fighting to expose this most powerful hidden truth.  You've come a long way forward in 2023.  All of you have significantly increased your viewership, and there's a lot of new talented voices talking about our no-virus reality.  

Your growth is my joy. 

I’ll leave you with some of Ratio’s words:

Love is the way.  The holiday's can be tough time for any truther, so stay together through thick and thin, and keep moving forward...like the Baileys.